Mike Schaeffer's Blog

Articles with tag: baby
May 4, 2007

A major problem facing mothers is that ovens are self-cleaning but kids are not!

April 4, 2007

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.

–Jewish Proverb

March 4, 2007

Your child will be blessed with a large and loving family.

February 4, 2007

Baby - A little person who is subject to change without notice.

December 4, 2006

Your child will be lucky in love, throughout life.

November 4, 2006

The greatest love is a mother's, then a dog's, then a sweetheart's.

–Polish Proverb

September 5, 2006

We received some wonderful baby fortune cookes as a gift, and I thought some of the fortunes were pretty interesting. The highlights will be posted here occasionally:

A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.

–Milwaukee Journal