A major problem facing mothers is that ovens are self-cleaning but kids are not!
A major problem facing mothers is that ovens are self-cleaning but kids are not!
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
–Jewish Proverb
Baby - A little person who is subject to change without notice.
The greatest love is a mother's, then a dog's, then a sweetheart's.
–Polish Proverb
We received some wonderful baby fortune cookes as a gift, and I thought some of the fortunes were pretty interesting. The highlights will be posted here occasionally:
A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.
–Milwaukee Journal