Mike Schaeffer's Blog

August 31, 2006

When diapering a little boy, it's a pretty common suggestion that you take steps to prevent spurious pee from making too much of a mess. What doesn't get said is that this applies for the other end too. For a breast feeding child, you need to be prepared for it to happen at the least opportune moment and have a range of over a foot. I expect that this applies equally to either gender of child. Enough said.

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